A friend sent me this joke about buffet tables at Christmas time and words of advice on how to work a buffet table and what food to eat to your advantage. Christmas was less than a month ago but it seems longer than that.
10. CARROT STICKS9. EGGNOG8. GRAVY7. MASHED POTATOES6. PRE-EATING
5. EXERCISE4. SANTA COOKIES3. PIES2. FRUITCAKE1. MOTTO